Putting my house in order -- the hall closet

In light of recent events the top priority this week is a clean-out and re-org for the Cupboard of Doom. This is the hall closet which (in theory) houses the emergency supplies. In practice (as you can see) it is a festival of clothes that won't fit in the bedroom closet and other random objects.

Finding anything in an emergency would be ... a challenge. Right now I can barely find a place to stand while I sort through all of this shit, I mean, stuff. That's tomorrow's mission: to locate and secure the floor area. Tonight's "drive-by cleaning" will consist of me, a plastic bag and an emptying out of the shoe tidy. You may all amuse yourselves by guessing how many (or few) pairs of shoes will actually be in there.